Things To Do
Push on door for several minutes. Finally read the pull sign.
Push on door for several minutes. Finally read the pull sign.
Things To Do
Order happy meal. Ask for extra happy. Things To Do
Set phone ringtone to crying baby. When phone rings punch bag and yell "SHUT UP!" Things To Do
Go to China on honeymoon. Get intimate with Husband. Tell child that they were "Made in China." Things To Do
Go to a playground with your new-born baby. When someone says "That's such a cute little baby!" tell them that's why you kidnapped it. Things To Do
Buy grim Reaper costume. Stand outside nursing home and wave. Things To Do
Clip a combination lock into the ring of someone with hollow ear gauges. Run away. Things To Do
Cut open a globe to find what is really inside the earth. Things To Do
Fill cup with water. Hold over head. Breathe under water forever. Things To Do
Invite British people over. Tell everyone that the British are coming. |
